Encyclopedia Dramatica’s description of The Original is the best I’ve ever seen.
The Original: Game-promoted reskin of the standard Rocket Launcher; The Soldier can blow massive cumwads at his enemies from his massive tan coloured horse-sized dick and fapping reloads it. Valve claim that the position of The Original is a reference to what the weapon looks like on Quake, but we all secretely know that they had cock on their mind while making it.
I thought it looked like a dick. So does everyone else.
This is accurate. hOLYSIHT….
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